rocket jockey
that one person that is overly energetic in the morning.
person 1: how are you so energetic right now? it’s 3am!
rocket jockey: i’m so excited!!!
person 2: you’re such a rocket jockey… go to bed!
rocket jockey: never! *throws something at person 2*
person 2: son of a b-tch!
please see sl-t.
sl-t that loves astronauts
did you notice that rocket jockey staring at my moon rocks?
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