the most bad -ss super heros with a rocket launcher problem.
me:i want a rocket rac–n to kill everything alive mhhjsidrjhlidjshluidtjhis
- Rockstar Challenge
it’s when you plug your amp and guitar up outside and play full volume, waking your neighbors up. doesn’t have to be a full song, but you must be blasting. preferably done past midnight. neighbor: the boy next door is shredding an awesome solo right on his front porch! 911: we’re on our way, ma’am. […]
the most handsome, sweetest guy in the world he’s quite the keeper. he loves clubbing and he loves dogs. and he knows how to make anyone smile your quite the rurick
to get f-cked over by a friend, my mate rushtoned me last night. left me at the bar to pay the whole tab.
someone with a granny -ss ”look at her -ss its so schurle” ”better do squats before i go schurle”
when one’s intention is to make an omelet, but it breakes apart when flipping and what goes inside is just thrown in with the now, scrambled eggs. -i thought we were going to have omelets today. -yea but now we’re having scraumlets. – wow you’re a really bad cook.