rocket squeegee


the act of hiring a preferably cheap prost-tute and having her spray you with windex. then she will mount you and proceed to run her high milage v-g-n- all over your body which will then create the squeaky sound of a squeegee.
bro i totally got rocket squeegeed last night!

man that’s just gross, seriously don’t tell me these things.

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