rocket


1)a missile, a sp-cecraft or a aircraft.
2)a slang for a p-n-s.
examples:
1)the rocket is flying to the sky!
2) oh my gosh, look at his rocket! it’s erect!
an extremely attractive female
holy sh-t, did you see her? shes a f-cking rocket!
scottish slang: an idiot. someone who’s daft in the head. has little grip on reality.

see skyhook
an ex-girlfiend: “i’m sorry for all the things i’ve said and done to you. i really want you back and i only did that because i was confused. will you take me back?”

you: “p-ss of ya rocket. i’m trying to get fired into your pal.”
a girl who is so eye-wateringly attractive, that all adjectives which may be used to describe her flounder at the attempt, and of whom upon a mere fleeting glance causes:

gays and other females to spontaneously combust in a flash of light due to infinite jealous rage.

the propulsion of any proper man’s member into the atmosphere at a grotesquely incredible rate not unlike that of the namesake itself.
my, that woman is an absolute rocket. i do hope that my poor sod of a wife may never glance upon her.
an exceptionally copious amount of dipping tobacco. used especially when said dip is grizzly or “the grizz”.
i had a long, hard drive ahead of me, so i popped in a rocket, turned up the hayes carll cd and put the pedal down.
in the poker variant of texas hold ’em, rockets refers to having two aces as your hole cards. this is usually seen as the holy grail of hold ’em hands and wins a very large majority of the time. yet, seen by many neophytes as a terrible hand because ‘they always get drawn out’. chances you receive aces as your hole cards are .45%.

other nicknames for rockets include: pocket rockets, aces, bullets, american airlines, teepees, snake eyes, alan alda, 4.0, jack daniels
layne reraised scotty $6000 after he peeked down at rockets
1) used to describe a female’s very attractive body (adj.)

2) the act of having s-x. pr-nounced with a pause: “rock—it” (verb)

the first usage is derived from the second. the term “rock-it” has long been used to describe the act of man having s-x with a woman. where the man in “rockin” the woman. the second term is used to say that a woman has a body that is worth “rocking”.
1) dan, look at lizzy, she has a rocket body.
meaning: dan, look at lizzy, she is a very attractive woman.

2) lizzy is hot. i am telling you dan, i just want to rocket.
meaning: dan, i want to have s-x with lizzy because she is hot.
an object that flies in one direction, hits something, then blows up. always fired from rocket launcher.
-rocket flies into car-
-car blows into a million peaces-

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