Rocketshake
a milkshake created by ralph ‘the rocket’ meckler. it is very similar to a cream of crankshaft except using mint chocolate chip in place of the rocky road ice cream and keeping the vanilla. m&ms are also added to represent stars.
ed: hey nelson, you thirtsy? want a cream of crankshaft?
nelson: i’d rather have another type of milkshake instead. but i’m not sure what kind.
ralph m: (excited) i got one for you, nelson. how about a ‘rocketshake’?
nelson: wow, mr. meckler! what’s in that?
ralph m: well, it’s almost like grandpa ed’s cream of crankshaft, but you use mint chocolate chip instead of rocky road ice cream, there’s m&ms in it. i’ll whip you one up real quick.
(ralph m makes the milkshake)
ralph d: (sweating and panting) what in the world is that? i’ve never seen a milkshake like that.
ralph m: it’s a rocketshake. you’ll love it.
nelson: whoah, this is awesome!! it’s a real blast!
ralph m and ralph d: they don’t call it a rocketshake for nothing, boy!!
ed: ten stars!
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