rockstar the bed
when you are so wiped on beer and jagermesiter that you crash out on the bed and are so smashed you p-ss the bed while sh-tting yourself and being sick, in the style of so many rock stars of the past…
mr a: dude that was an epic 18 hour sesh i was totally wiped…
mr b: yer man, what was the story with all that jager? i ended up rock-starring the bed…
mr a: no way – that’s messy dude, cant believe you would rockstar the bed.
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