Rockwood


a puny hick town in the middle of southern ontario. it’s inhabitants tend to know only of rockwood, except for the occasional person who knows where guelph is. rockwood is full of pot smokers, as there isn’t much else to do except go to the sketchy splash pad.
guy 1: oh h-llo there!

guy 2: hey eh!

guy 1: where ya from?

guy 2: rockwood!

guy 1: where?

guy 2: oh you know, close to guelph?

guy 1: um, no, sorry.

guy 2: d-mn eh.
a little town in the middle of nowhere known by only people who live there or have relatives there……the worst place in the world
person 1: hey, i’m gary.
person 2: hi gary, i’m janelle
gary: so where are you from?
janelle: rockwood.
gary: what’s rockwood???????????
a little town in east tennessee founded as a coal mining town after the civil war. known mostly for its rich history and various festivals held throughout the year. megan fox’s home town.
megan fox is from rockwood? no way!

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