Rocky Balboa

verb- a s-xual term. this move is used when the “shocker” (2 in the pink 1 in the stink) and the “spocker” (2 in the pink 2 in the stink) just dont cut it. to perform such a move, one must clench both hands into fists and place one in the pink and one in the stink of a female and thrust to the beat of the song “eye of the tiger”. an optional enhancement is to scream “adrian!!!” while thrusting to evoke an -rg-sm.
ed: “hey man ive tried everything with my girl but it just doesnt seem to work anymore…i think shes gotten too used to all of my moves…what should i do?”

joe: “have you tried the rocky balboa? i did it to patty and she had to wear a diaper for a month. she still begged for it that whole month cause it was that good.”

ed: “sounds painful…”

joe: “thats what she said. then she tried it. no going back.”
after having been blue-balled by some sk-nk, you wait for her to fall asleep and expel -j-c-l-t- over the entire surface of her eyes. upon waking she will experience vision much like that of rocky in his movies after a fight.
that goat (aka stevie nicks) really learned its lesson after a gave it the rocky balboa.
pretty much any kind of underdog that does better than anyone expected, like rocky balboa in the first movie.
josh hamilton is a rocky balboa.
noun: the act of punching your partner in the face, after they’ve finished f-ll-t–, so the -j-c-l-t- spews out of his/her mouth like saliva out of the mouth of any of rocky’s adversaries when he delivers a finishing blow.
her black eye was an unforeseen side effect of giving her the rocky balboa.
an act of m-st-rb-t–n in the shower by having one arm tugging and one arm on the wall like rocky balboa’s one armed press up.
dude, i had a fantastic rocky balboa in the shower last night.
raising your arms and screaming “drago” at the height of -j-c-l-t–n signifying reaching the top mountain just like rocky balboa in rocky iv.
rocky balboa works best when behind your partner. “drago” should be drug out to show real emotion. ex:

“dddrrraaagggooo”
you have to eat beans and other gas-causing foods for a period of a week. concurrently, you do not shower for the same week-long period. then, you make a girl sit under your -ss and proceed to shoot a p–p/diahrea mixture all over her face.

for the rocky balboa championship edition, you need to add corn to your diet during your week of preparation.
that girl thought she was better than me because she is so pretty, so i gave her the rocky balboa championship edition (r). there were chunks of poo, puddles of diahrea, and corn bits all ova’ her grille!