Rocky Mountains


the mountain range that runs through the mid-west. quite possible the most beautiful place ever. especially around the 3oh!3 in colorado. mountains best known for amazing skiing, best scenery, highest roads and tunnels in the country, and they’re simply amazing.
lets go skiing in the rocky mountains!
a rocky mountain is a delicious alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 quarters mountain due and 1 quarter rum, served on the rocks.
davey: hey ian were out of c-ke, p-ss me the mountain due and rum.

ian: are you making a rum and mountain due over there?

davey: yes i am and its going to be delicious.

ian: what an amazing drink. were going to call it a rocky mountain
to sh-t on a girl and throw her down the stairs
don’t make pull a rocky mountain on you b-tch
verb. to make something disappear, as if by use of magic or witchcraft, out of necessity or for personal gain.
origin – from sean’s trip to denver. flying into the airport, sean looked out the window expecting to see the rocky mountains, but saw nothing but flat land.
i’m gonna rocky mountain that whole plate of brownies!

or

mich-lle sharted herself, so she had to rocky mountain her pantaloons!
verb. to make something disappear, as if by use of magic or witchcraft, out of necessity or for personal gain.
origin – from sean’s trip to denver. flying into the airport, sean looked out the window expecting to see the rocky mountains, but saw nothing but flat land.
i’m gonna rocky mountain that whole plate of brownies!

or

mich-lle sharted herself, so she had to rocky mountain her pantaloons!

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