Rodeo Clowning


verb: in the situation where a dude and his wingman are hitting on two women, one attractive and one totally b-tterface, it is considered rodeo clowning to distract the b-tterface while the friend gets at the hot chick. similar to jumping on a grenade, or taking one for the team.
dude1: “bro, i would’ve never hooked up with that totally hot chick last night if you hadn’t been rodeo clowning her man-cow of a friend for me”

dude2: “don’t mention it. you would have done the same for me.”

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