Rodrigo
a person who wants everything with reproductive organs. a walking hormone. even though a rodrigo is usually harmless you must have firm handle on his outgoing att-tude. but rodrigos are still usually well-liked, everyone knows a rodrigo.
that rodrigo just hit on me
an individual who’s style has no limits. who accomplishes much regardless of all opposition; just when you think you have him figured out, he surprises you yet again. some say rodrigo’s stress easily but yet no one understands the amount of pressure these individuals place on themselves in order to succeed. rodrigo’s are generally very well liked: with that instant smile, playful nature, and outgoing att-tude.. who can resist them!
rualezlena: hey guys i heard that rodrigo is just a little boy, he totally is obsessed over me and he’s crazy!
garrik: idk rualezlena.. it’s like every week you’re talking sh-t about someone new. do you have any friends outside this group?
rualezlena: what are you talking about! why are you criticizing me, i did nothing to you!
smitty: watch out garrik, you got a woman with a 13 years old girls mentality coming towards you!
garrik: i’m sorry rualezlena! go ahead i believe you! just don’t spread rumors about me in your endless amount of free time.. rodrigo’s a warrior. i can’t handle that kind of heat!
a tall guy whose sweet funny but shy. he’ll be your penguin forever. loves a girl named rebecca. is very smart and hardworking and is very sensitive.
w: hey look at rodrigo over there isn’t he cute!
m: yeah too bad he’s taken by rebecca!
w. awww man =(
tall as f-ck! d-mn this n-gg- be tall. i look up while im walking to school, i see his f-cking head taking a shower in his dumpy -ss house. dayum. he play the basketball like a tall -ss mothaf-cka, he eat out yo house and home, p–p on yo lawn and is brazilian so he owns a set of thongs.
rodrigo can’t pee properly cuz hes so tall that he p-sses on the other toilets
rodrigo says, “i’ma bettio!”
“rodrigo is an -ss tall motherf-cker who needs to grow a mustache” says the juan.
noun. person that actually knows what he is doing. everyone loves rodrigos just not in that s-xual way. rodrigo are usually short tempered and if not loved, hated.
person 1: are you a rodrigo?
person 2: yes, is there a problem?
person 1: nothing, i just figured out your personality.
person 2: what?
person 1: nothing.
usually spanish. tall, dark, handsome. known to have a small p-n-s, but knows how to use his hands. loves to show his emotions but is still a bad -ss. get to know your rodrigo. you will not be disappointed.
i wish i could get a rodrigo
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