the belief that the only purpose of human life is to watch funny videos and slam our skulls into the floor and laugh histerically.
“haha! i love roflism.”
a date with two people that is extremely romantic are you going to go on a romanticle date? a date that is extremely romantic are you going on a romanticle date tonight?
feelings of euphoria, calm, relaxed, chill, great happiness; feeling most often related to smoking pot. 🙂 d-mn i’m roonchie!
- russian toothbrush
a shot comprised of vodka and rumple minze. jake: hey, you wanna go to meister’s tonight? tobias: yeah, after work today i’m ready to pound some russian toothbrushes
from the irish colloquialisms ‘sack’ meaning scr-t-m and ‘mickey’ meaning p-n-s, sackmickey refers to a gentleman who has a bigger sack than mickey because of his tiny p-n-s. this usually gives the appearance of a baby carrot resting on a large pair of wrinkly red kiwis. paddy: “i saw john’s flute last night at the […]
- Scathing Scorpion Sandpit
when your partner sh-t in a mixture of oatmeal and kitty litter and then your partner proceeds to lie in it on her stomach whilst hanging her ankles above her torso like a scorpion. you then proceed to layer your d-ck with hot sauce before penetrating her. joel was very contempt with normal s-x tonight […]