this awsome acc-mulation of letters means rolling on floor laughing my -ss off
“rob: im cool and not at all annoying”
dude1: guess what?
rofl = rolling on floor laughing
lmao = laughing my -ss off
rofl + lmao = roflmao
roflmao = rolling on floor laughing my -ss off
n00b: stop shooting me in the head plzzz :'(
pro: roflmao you n00b!
a ridiculous over statement used when people actually are not “rolling on the floor laughing (their) -ss off”
in reality, it means:
really, only fibbing. looking moderately amused only.
person a: i’m so tired my eyes hurt
person b: lol
person a: did you actually lol?
person b: no! roflmao
person a: are you actually laughing now?
person b: no.
person a: you’re an idiot.
short for rolling on the floor laughing my -ss off. often used in online chat rooms. also an amusing thing to name a cat when pr-nounced as a word.
1- king g: im so ghetto
2-here roflmao, kitty m-ffins!
internet slang for “rolling on (the) floor laughing my -ss off”. usually used when “lol” just isn’t enough. there have been cases of which people have added an ‘f’ to the acronym. thus being “roflmf–” a.k.a “rolling on (the) floor laughing my f*cking -ss off”.
ben: hey phil, why did the chicken cross the road?
ben: to get to the other side!
rolling on the floor laughing my -ss off
- pot pot golf
when you go golfing while high. after each hole, you smoke a joint. whoever wins first place gets a gold encrusted bong. 2nd place will get a mirijuana bowl. 3rd place gets a bunch of joints chris webby and cheech and chong played a dope game of pot pot golf. it was so lit.
a good guy. that’s really handsome and some will describe him as hot or cute girls need a chukwuzitelu in their life
patanjali is a person who is mad. he/she understands everyone’s feelings but makes fun of it. he/she hits on girls and boys but they think he/she is a creep. he has a very creepy smile. girl1- hey, it’s patanjali. girl 2- i heard he’s a creep patanjali-heyyy. want some cuc-mber???
the loss of cocaine via air currents emitted from the -n-s of a person you were attempting to do the cocaine off of. candy, having eaten chipotle for lunch, cost the j-panese business man hundreds of dollars when the wimbledone occurred.
- log voyage
when you are taking a sh-t and the p–p hits the water hard, causing water to splash back up into your -n-l cavity. coby’s log voyage sent shivers down his spine as water drifted inside his r-ct-m.