roflmaooluismfp
rolling on floor laughing my -ss off out loud until i sh-t my f-cking pants! lolz
f-cking n00bs.
tommy: man, i just stubbed my toe, f-cking hurts!
jeff: roflmaooluismfp!!!11!1!!!1 d00d thts s0o0o0o l33t!
tommy: f-ckin n00bs.
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