roflmstd
roll on floor laughing myself to death. meaning your laughing so hard you’re weezing. or something like that.
person 1: i am so epic, i jumped off a roof, went through a window, missed my horse, broke my neck, died, and then came back. all because my mom said two things. “don’t stand on the roof” and “hold onto your horses.”
person 2: roflmstd!!! you fail!!
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