roflosophy


a statement that is meant to sound philosophical and deep, but is in actuality obvious, ignorant, or it just amounts to nothing.
guy a: you know, if you really think about it, darth vader can be seen as a metaphor for technology corrupting the world and turning all of us into soulless machines.

guy b: how long did it take you to come up with that theory?

guy a: about 3 hours. i also realized that we all have a dark side, and the force is just love.

guy b: roflosophy!

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