ROFM
rolling on the floor masturbating
dude: sh-t, that guy is hot!
guy: that’s disgusting
dude: rofm
guy: get out of my house.
roll on floor meowing. very similar to laughing but meowing instead. can also be used a verb; rofming
guy 1: dude… i think your cats hungry
guy 2: naw, hes just rofming
rolling on floor masturbating.
i rofmd when i saw the picture.
rolling on floor masturbating; similar to rofl (rolling on floor laughing)
cody: that chick is hot!
alex: i would rofm!
cody: me too.
alex: together.
cody: rofm!
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