Roger Fox
the lovably pathetic father figure in the comic strip foxtrot. he is 45 years old, a graduate of willot college, works as a corporate slave for a man named jp pembrook, is married to andy fox with whom he has 3 children, peter, paige and jason. he is known to have a voracious appet-te, a trait p-ssed to peter, and has been hinted to eat whole blocks of cheddar cheese in a single sitting, as well as matching his age in platefuls of food during thanksgiving dinner. he is a favorite character of many foxtrot fans for his (at times) homer-esque lapses of judgement, including such antics as locking himself and andy out of their house accidently during a snowstorm, flooding the entire main floor of the house while attempting to run the dishwasher, and being suckered into the “w-lly millions rags-to-riches program”, which turned out to be nothing more than an expensive tv scam.
running gags involving roger fox include:
-playing catch with peter and getting knocked out with the ball.
-his insatiable hunger
-his rather poor skills at the game of golf
-being completely inept at computer use
for these reasons and more, roger fox is my favorite character in the foxtrot strip.
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