Rogue Cannonball
a leftover nugget of excrement in the r-ct-m that makes itself known after one has already left the house, and is too large for gas to p-ss around without soiling one’s self. the gas builds until the subject is able to find a toilet, and said excrement is propelled out with considerable force as if shot from a cannon. this usually results in a soaking wet -ss.
i’m terrified of using public toilets, so i’ve been fighting this rogue cannonball all night. when i get home and fire this thing i might crack the bowl.
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