Roid Monkey


a person who has been using steroids for a long time and consequently has smaller testes and a short fuse. generally on some compet-tive team or another, you see this type slavishly adoring the man with the biggest pecs at the local gnc store or muscle gym. generally displays clouded thought processes, is quick to anger, and has trouble expressing himself eloquently (all known examples are male). known to beat family members or significant others. should be considered armed and dangerous.
“that’s not a strategically shaved chimp flinging poo, that’s a roid monkey….flinging poo.”
a professional sports player using performance-enhancing drugs, typically steroids.
say h-llo to the new york roidmonkeys
a professional wrestler who is known or believed to be jacked up on steroids to an abdormal dregree
dave: what is a roid monkey

scott: batista, ultimate warrior, hulk hogan, scott steiner, and superstar billy graham are all examples of roid monkeys (graham is a self-admitted one)

Read Also:

  • rokorre

    computer pirate specifically adobe products that copy of cs3 was cracked by rokorre

  • Root Root

    a person who acts stupid or acts r-t-rded but has no disabilities. “look at that kid, what a root root”.

  • shasmortion

    something that rhymes with abortion. “i think that you should get the a-word. and it rhymes with shasmortion.”

  • Bidenarrhea

    1) abnormally frequent oral evacuations from vice president joseph biden. 2) the mess resulting from joe biden’s frequent uncontrallably episodes of running off at the mouth. when u.s. v.p. joe biden disclosed the location of the secret bunker beneath the v.p. residence at the naval observatory to dinnermates at the gridiron club he was obviously […]

  • shawna'ing

    the act of dominating another person or group of people, typically in a grotesquely, s-xual manner. can be applied to team sports as well. joe: “man, the score is 11-3; we are shawna’ing them!” dave: “we shawna’d them so hard, it wasn’t even a fair game.”


Disclaimer: Roid Monkey definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.