roif
the sound made when you try and p-ss with a b-n-r, shooting towards the ceiling.
i woke up, went to the bathroom and shot a roif!
roif is an acronym and also a verb. it stands for, “royal order of impacted feces,” and whenever mentioned should be accompanied by a hand gesture. the gesture is a closed fist with the index finger held up and curled so the fingertip points to 4 o’clock.
“man, i am seriously roif today.” indicates constipation in the subject. incomplete without the gesture. the gesture alone is used in mixed company. never spoken in long form unless defining it.
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