roker
combination of rook and snooker. to take advantage of. rip off. sucker. no direct relation to al roker.
the used car salesman rokered me on that deal.
to accidentally shart oneself at an important even or gathering out of excitement or nervousness.
al rokered himself in the east wing of the white house upon meeting the president.
syn. shart. to accidentally sh-t in one’s pants while attempting to p-ss gas.
i had to throw my underwear away after rokering my shorts.
the original and currently dominant image is of a fiendishly intelligent lunatic with a warped, s-d-stic sense of humor.
“you look nervous! smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips! hahahahahahahaa”
-roker
how scooby doo pr-nounces “poker”
see also “rackjack”
up for a hand of roker sh-ggy
a card game containing both rummy and poker rules, and another definition for the apocalypse
do you want to play roker
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