Roland

the most loving, caring, sweet, respectful and funny boy you’ll ever meet. blonde hair and blue eyes are common. intelligent, quirky and truthful. likes to act, play football, and enjoys finance. he’ll brighten your whole whole day just talking to him. he’s practically a real life romeo. his energy is contagious, and you just feel good being around him. he does the most quirky and adorable and amazing things that just makes you fall head over heels in love with him. one of the most amazing and life changing people you’ll ever meet. thinking about him makes you feel like you’re floating. you look into his eyes and see absolutely everything you need (besides g-d). he’ll wear crocks instead of sneakers too.
you know a roland?!?!?! oh my gosh you are the luckiest person.
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1. roland (frankish: hruodland, italian: orlando) is a character in medieval and renaissance literature, the chief paladin of charlemagne and a central figure in the matter of france. it is thought the t-tle character of the 12th century song of roland, which recounts his final stand against the muslims during the battle of roncevaux p-ss, is based on a real person who died in that battle (under different circ-mstances), but the authors of most later chansons de geste and the renaissance epics orlando innamorato and orlando furioso made little attempt to establish historical accuracy.
2. from the the american heritage dictionary of the english language. roland{1}. a masculine given name. roland{2}. n. a lengendary paladin and nephew of charlemange killed in the battle against the saracens at roncesvalles.
3. an individual of high intellect, fun loving and irresistible to women.
1. there exists only one historical mention of a french roland, found in the section of vita karoli magni on roncevaux p-ss, written by charlemagne’s courtier and biographer einhard.
2. gawd girl! that guy is such a roland
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an irresistable guy who is also a jerk
that guy is such a roland
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roland is usually a loving, caring guy who gets mad easily, and may have small jealously issues when he finds the girl of his dreams. normally they go after caitlin’s-which is an irish name know for beauty and shyness. brown hair and dark eyes are common. once they fall in love with a girl, its very hard to get away from them, but they know theyll never feel the same for any other girl so they never let go and they keep them close reminding them of there love for her. they usually end up spending the rest of there life and getting married and settling down with kids down the road.
gawd girl!!! you best be in love with a roland! hope your parents named you caitlin!
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highly-covert office -ss-ssin, one who dissappears and returns to work shortly before the news tells of terrorists meeting their demise by clandestine means. can effortlessly adjust his appearance to where even his own coworkers don’t even recognize him. founder of the underwater rucking team, and the only man to be inserted in a secret location by sp-ce shuttle.
“man, the new guy in the last cubicle was gone when amy winehouse overdosed, then ten minutes after they reported it he showed up. he might be a roland and we don’t even know it!!!”
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to have everything go wrong; but life still goes on.
so one day, my friend was rolanded while coming home from school. he was stupid enough to jaywalk across the busiest intersection in town. so he got hit by a car and dislocated his shoulder. writhing in pain, he managed to get some help from the driver and the watching bystanders. however, when the authorities came, he was fined for jaywalking and received demerit points on his licence, while the driver got off scot-free. at least he survived the day.
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a hipster name.
ex. “he is so hipster. must be a roland.”
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a perverted soul who has an imaginary girlfriend
chad: how’s that roland doing? does he have a girlfriend?
brett: naw. he watches too much p-rn to have enough time to get one.
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