Rolexus


a lexus automobile filled with rolex watches. why? just to have one.

etymology: early 21st century, from rolex + lexus
tom haverford: “dennis feinstein belongs to a new generation of wealth: rappers, tech geniuses, x games medalists, and of course, scent artists. the man owns a rolexus, it’s a lexus filled with rolexes.”

ben wyatt: “what’s the point of that?”

tom haverford: “to have it, which he does!?”

ben wyatt: “feinstein’s the worst, i hope he gets into an accident driving that rolex-mobile.”

tom haverford: “for the last time it’s a rolexus and you can’t drive it!”
a b-tch that don’t give a f-ck how a hoe feel but deep down inside have a heart and loves a very special boy. and is smart
rolexus : phone rings (yes) gio

gio : don’t call me gio say yes bae
rolexus : lol okay yes bae

gio : i love you

rolexus : i love you too

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