Roll Call or Absent Student


when you’re giving a girl the beans so hard she continues to call out your name.
-me laying pipe-
girl: ben! ben! ben! ben!
me (later): yeah dude, she was calling my name like a teacher would an absent student
friend: like a roll call or absent student?

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