1. someone who’s a f-ck-ng douche.
2. a slacker, the person who sweeps up at your job.
3. mcdonalds worker. an idiot.
“oh no, why did we come to this place to eat, that f-ck-ng whifflehump totally f-ck-d my order up.”
when you are having s-x, you remove yourself from your partner and slap her in the face with your c-ck. than you continue to have s-x (if you can) “how’d you break your arm?” “i tried to ron-johnson my girlfriend and she flipped me off the bed.”
- lip liner
n. (lip li’-ner) – for women, a frontal wedgie caused by the natural rise and snuggling of a string thong between the v-lv-e (as opposed to a camel toe caused by outer wear ride ups) v. – to give a female a lip liner ex 1: when jess got a call, momentarily distracting her, eric […]
- local color
meaning the local girls when you travel to another country. wanna go see the local colors? i’ve had it with the local colors
- whistlin' gopher
in the car business, after a customer asks the salesperson “what’s this one go fer?”. and no matter what the price is, the customer always whistles! hence a whistlin’ gopher! “so mr. salesman whats this one here go fer?” “well, mr. customer, we are asking $9900 for this particular vehicle.” (whistlin sound) followed by “thats […]
the amount of ‘lol’s that fit in the search bar person 1: how many lol’s fit into the ud search bar? person 2: 24! person 1: wow, so lolololololololololololololololololololololololol? person 2: you got it