Roll your Dice

cont:
buffing the banana
holding your sausage hostage
jackin’ the beanstalk
rounding up the tadpoles
slap boxing the one-eyed champ
spank the frank
applying the hand brake
attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
auditioning the finger puppets
beef-stroke-it-off
boxing the bald champ
charming the snake
choking kojak
squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
straddle your paddle
taking matters into your own hands
teasing the weasel
thumping the pump
tickling the pickle
etc etc
see previous “entry”.
to m-st-rb-t-. comes from the way someone shakes their hand while rolling a dice.
that b-tch donovan loves to roll the dice.
the action of gambling with ones s-x life; most known for s-xual behavior.
“yo, you think i should roll my dice with her, or no choince?”
to play with your b-lls before carefully dropping them into a girls mouth
please just be careful while rolling your dice
the vinegar strokes, to feed the ducks, knocking one out, choke the chicken, beat the meat, bash the bishop, spank the plank, shake hands with the vicar, one off the cuff, w-nking, masturbation.
nothing on telly again? why don’t you go up to your room and roll your dice?
when there are six chicks and six dudes available at a party and only one of the chicks is fizzine as h-ll, and you take a shot
dude, you got as good a chance as any to hit that, best roll your dice; look out for the c-ck-blockers.