Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day


august 31st.

the day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. this is a signifigant day in history. august 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
and since that historic day, man (and woman) has been rolling their towels.
rolled up towel appreciation day is a holiday.

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