rollin’ back the odometer
when a girl states she’s had s-x with way less guys than what’s accurate out of fear that you’ll -ssume she’s a huge sl-t.
mike: dude, i should’ve totally f-cked meghan last night.
frank: i heard she’s a huge sl-t.
mike: but she said she’s only been with 3 guys.
frank: bro, no way! her?… you know she’s totally cracked the gl-ss and is rollin’ back the odometer on that one.
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