rolling moses
using bible pages to roll joints in the absence of rolling papers; refers to the biblical story of the prophet moses encountering god in a “burning bush”
sh-ggy: hey, man. did you bring the zig zags?
lucius: sh-t. i forgot them. looks like we’re rolling moses. do you want exodus or revelations?
sh-ggy: zoinks, like, we’re going to burn for this
lucius: *tearing out a page from exodus* oh, we’re gonna burn alright.
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