roman alarm clock


when you do a roman helmet (aka place your p-n-s between a girls eyes so that it looks like she’s wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of p-n-s in the morning.
“the b-tch was sleeping so i decided to wake her with the ol’ roman alarm clock”

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