roman centurion
after s-x, while they are p-ssed out, the act of p–ping on your partners chest, smearing it all across their upper torso, dragging them into a sunny spot, and leaving it to dry. afterwards, it can be removed and worn just like a roman centurion’s body armour if you wish
“i need a costume for the fancy dress party” cried ethal. “no problem love, lie down here and i’ll sort you out a proper roman centurion costume”
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