Roman Clippers


a roman clipper is when a lady reveals her fat -ss flaps that sway in the wind. you then becoma a brave roman soldier and gather the courage to penetrate her somewhat hard to find v-g-n-l hole that is hard to find past her flaps. with a subtle yet forceful penetrating motion you fist her and pinchthe inside of her v-g-n-. with her gasping for more you pull out your roman sword and finish yourself off
the king dogg: what did you get up to last night? you left so early.
sir purrs: i left with that lady last night. she had fat -ss clippers so i had no other option but to give her the old roman clipper.

i soldiered on with her large clippers and gave her a roman clippers

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