roman drought


the unfortunate side effect of a roman candle (def. 2) gone wrong. when the potential projectile becomes lodged in the urethra resulting in an inability to -j-c-l-t- and/or urinate.
dude, we gotta call the hospital… i know there’s nothing more humiliating than a roman drought but you’re gonna get an infection…

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