Roman Elephant


beginning with the “roman battle helmet”, you then proceed to get a b-n-r and start p-ssing, making it look like an elephant.
18th century hooker: hey, i commend you on that roman elephant you gave me last night.

hollywood: yeah, at first it was a roman battle helmet, but then i got a b-n-r and started peeing.

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