Roman Senator


the roman senator is synonomous with male pattern baldness. so named because the remaining hair resembles the garland sometimes worn by roman senators. there is no skullet; the bald spot on top is totally formed and prominent, and it is surrounded by a corona, or crown, of hair that has not yet fallen out. there is no widow’s peak in front either, it has completely succ-mbed to baldness. most closely related to the cul-de-sac.
george costanza, of the tv show seinfeld, is sporting a roman senator.
the roman senator is a synonomous with male pattern baldness. so named because the remaining hair resembles the garland sometimes worn by roman senators. there is no skullet; the bald spot on top is totally formed and prominent, and it is surrounded by a corona, or crown, of hair that has not yet fallen out. there is no widow’s peak in front either, it has completely succ-mbed to baldness. most closely related to the cul-de-sac.
george costanza, of the tv show seinfeld, is sporting a roman senator.

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