Roman Sprinkler


simultaneously having diarrhea, p-ssing, vomiting, and nose bleeding at the same time. if crying is involved, and it usually is, it’s considered the fifth stream.
paul: “aw sh-t man! were you at club x last night?”

randy: “yeah, why.”

paul: “that b-tch kelly got so f-cked up off of tacos and margaritas that she became a roman sprinkler.”

randy: “so that’s why everybody was slipping and sliding on the dance floor.”

paul: “yeah. i’m hungry. let’s go get some tacos and margaritas.”

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