Romanov send-off


the romanov send-off or just rso, is an unfortunate method of killing someone/thing of royalty in a rather messy manner which resembles how russia’s romanov line was ended way back in the summer of 1918.

a true romanov send-off consists of the “romanover”; the person/thing comitting the act, and the “romanov”; someone/thing to be soon recieving the rso. the “romanover”, to properly commit an rso, must don a ridiculously large furry hat, whalst shouting in russian, or some gibberish that sounds russian. the person/thing comitting the rso will now begin the rso by shooting the subject multiple times, running the subject over with a car, pouring acid on the subject, and finishing off by setting what remains of the “romanov” on fire for a seering flambé finish…

the subject who has recieved a correct rso could rightfully be referred to as “romanoved”.
vinny was a being a wet towel at the party… so we gave ol’ vinny a romanov send-off.

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