Romantic bullshit
1. anything meant to make a ‘romantic occasion’ more meaningful than it is, while killing all sense of romance.
2. anything that makes you embarr-ssed of the person you’re courting.
3. anything that makes you want to dump someone’s -ss.
‘romantic bullsh-t’ consists of things that detract from romance – objects like gross scented candles which induce suffocation; or clichéd thoughtless things like lousy poetry that make one of the parties involved feel awkward; ie, “roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, so get in the van.”
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