Romexting
originating from the ultimate lover, mr james deen, romexting is the act of texting a romantic but s-xual message to your lover.
“i miss you”
“i miss you, too”
“i love you and i want you to deep-throat me”
“awww, baby, i would love to. i want to devour your p-ssy til you’re raw”
“you’re such a sweetie. i’m so f-cking h-rny.”
“romexting rocks. …i j-zzed.”
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