what the british call an -n-s that is itchy due to hair and bad hygiene.
man i would like to wear a lacey thong today, but my ron corkins is really actin up!
- alexus stonehouse
alexus stonehouse is the that one fake friend we all have. she’s also the biggest sl-t you’ll ever meet, she’s a dirty wh-r- who acts like your friend but isn’t your friend. she’ll talk behind your back too. “alexus stonehouse is being a sl-t like always.” she’s also a p-ssy
- pubic decapitation
where a woman, usually named lucy gives a man usually named adam or elliot or james the biggest bj of his life where the skin becomes lumpy and the arteries grow and then the foreskin becomes dry and finally. the man is internally attached to the woman. omfg lucy gave me pubic decapitation last night […]
a human v-g-n- omg, that guy is such a vajaime
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the snipars face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) with a middle finger guy 1: i f-cked your mom last night guy 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮ #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #snipars
something that explains the unthinkable; amazalishious, wow that is so sparcly! your dress is very sparcly ! we are the sparcly readers