Ron Jeremy
a man who gets more -ss then a toilet seat
ron jeremy:i get more -ss then a toilet seat!
ron jeremy
ron jeremy as mario
a corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who – on account of an anomalously prodigous p-n-s – has become one of the most ill-strious p-rn kings in the contemporary industry.
ron jeremy’s genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed r-ct-m.
a real american p-rn star hero. despite his looks, he used what he had to become what he is now. he should be an inspiration to us all.
i’m writing in ron jeremy’s name for president in 2004!
one of the greatest p-rn stars of all time (somehow)
he looks like a circus dwarf with long greasy hair and the worst grin imagineable.
ron: suck my d-ck!
ho: … uuuuh.. no. you look like a r-t-rded monkey with no b-lls! or a circus seal on crack. i can’t decide. now p-ss off before i call the cops.
ron: -whips out p-n-s.. it hits the floor-
ho: well.. why didnt you say so?! -choke, gag, choke.. slurp.. gaaaaarrrrggggllllle-
the current coach of the miami heat.
oops, sorry! that’s stan van gundy.
the greatest male p-rn star ever.
“yo i walked in on my hot -ss mom getting it on with some short fat guy with a beard!”
“that was ron jeremy, man…face it, your mom’s a p-rn star. here, look at this 12-step program…it might help.”
the most famous male p-rn star in america. he is known for his big dong.
ron jeremy is the man!
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