Ronaconda


the most powerful of all trouser snakes. an absolute constrictor that has its way with anything it pleases and carves a path of destruction and chaos through the physical realm wherever it chooses to go. the ronaconda moves of its own free will, completely independent of its owner. the ronaconda has also been known to -ssimilate other such creatures and grow in size and power.
the ronaconda broke straight through the car window and constricted around the driver, pulling her out and throwing her down on the ground.

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