roo test
short for “rub-one-off test”. this is a test one must take in order to realize if a female prospect is really worth dating. the males mind can be often drifted away by l-st, but we realize our drunken mistakes immediately after s-x. to prevent this from happening one must m-st-rb-t- then ask ones self “do i still feel like being around this broad?”
if so, then the prospect has p-ssed the roo test.
matthew: “hey look at that chick over there johnny? she is so in heat! she invited me back to her pad so i probably wont need a ride. i might even keep this one!”
johnny: “woah woah! hold on bro that chick is busted. how much you had to drink? you might wanna take a roo test on that one my friend. dont want any regrets.”
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