Roock


anyone with this last name (besides anyone named krystal) is f-cking amazing!!! if you get divorced and lose the roock name, it sucks to be you. if you’re a roock, be proud, you’re a s-xy beast!!!
1. mr. roock is so s-xy and he has such a large p-n-s to boot!

2. mrs. roock is the hottest person ever. i wish i could be a roock…

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