Roof Candy
windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car
after loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, i had some serious roof candy. it caused many admiring stares from other drivers.
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