Roof
a roof is a fat white girl that is dating a black guy who does not like her but is only with her so he has a place to stay.
hey, what are you doing with that big hog? aw man, she is just a roof.
the action where an object is thrown onto a roof of a building
hahaha! did you see us roof that dude’s pencil case?
1)a hat for a house
2)a lid for a house
‘my house is nice and warm now that it has a new roof’
that thing above your head as you sleep that protects you from the weather and flying monkeys. not to be pr-nounced “ruff” because only someone from the south with low levels of education would say something that asinine.
“hey go up on the ruff”, “what the f-ck is a ruff you ignorant yankee?”.
“i hear santa on the roof” , “no santa does not love you”.
a simple expression used by epsilons (derived from a portion of the novel brave new world by aldous huxley). this term comes from an epsilon semi-moron elevator worker, who when asked to move the elevator to a different floor, simply replied “roof?”. this phrase is most commonly used in question form but can be used to respond to any question or statement.
where the h-ll do you think you’re going?
-roof…
ok everyone, cl-ss started three minutes ago so get in your seats. lexi and charlie, that means you too.
-roof?
-roof.
short for roofies, or date rape drugs.
dude, i got my girl on the roof last night and f—ed the sh-t out of her!
to take a good joke too far, to the point of it not being funny anymore
(following a clever anecdote)
dude 1: “so there!”
dude 2: “oh man, you had me in st-tches, but you totally just roofed it.”
roof is a verb, meaning to mess it up or do it.
you did something good…”way to roof it”
messed up?… “you roofed it”
don’t do it…don’t roof it
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