rook kid


a person that has a lofted bed and has his desk placed underneath it, and likes to sit at his desk for exponentially long amounts of time, doing activities such as youtubing, masturbating, and/or stalking the “f-book”

rook kids afraid to leave his rook
person 1 – yo is rook kid still chilling in his rook?
person 2 – oh you mean erik scheffler?
person 1 – yeah… his real names rook kid.
person 2 – yeah rook kid never leaves his rook.

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