rook nook


when you’re leaking from the -n-s and you dont have a b-tt plug handy, a cheap and easy diy way to make one is to find a standard chess set, and firmly slide the rook piece up your -ss. the bishops work better for that deep reach. the rooks are all about girth. wash and reuse.
“oh no.. taco bell again… good thing nan-nan’s got that old chess set. i need a rook nook pr-nto, pup!”

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