Rookie Pitcher
when your girlfriend or significant other wont jack you off but you need to really badly because you have blue b-lls so you jack yourself off while making out with the significant other and ultimately c-m on said significant other.
he pulled a rookie pitcher after a long day with his chaste girlfriend.
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